ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

huffingtonpost:

This cat has a crush on a human and isn’t afraid to show it.

huffingtonpost:

This cat has a crush on a human and isn’t afraid to show it.

sup-im-dean:

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY

amordelfriki:

hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

This is the greatest chat moment ever.

thetomska:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

Off. The. Chain.

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

wheatleyhastings:

reversecentaur:

plantkitten:

aw pup

honey no

Bless you fluffy baby

wheatleyhastings:

reversecentaur:

plantkitten:

aw pup

honey no

Bless you fluffy baby

mirahxox:

chocolateist:

yougurtandchocolate:

john-eggmcmuffin:

dancinghomestuckforever:

godtechturninheads:

i tried to take a picture damnit

annnnnd you are fucking adorable

AWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y

It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE

Did Pixar make you? Oh my lord

is this tinkerbell?

mirahxox:

chocolateist:

yougurtandchocolate:

john-eggmcmuffin:

dancinghomestuckforever:

godtechturninheads:

i tried to take a picture damnit

annnnnd you are fucking adorable

AWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y

It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE

Did Pixar make you? Oh my lord

is this tinkerbell?

itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

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raisincain:

pro tip on how to handle the skulduggery pleasant series by derek landy, specifically after the final book is released:

mostawkwardmomentss:

When  I wake up a minute before my alarm goes off

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That awkward moment when you argue with your characters.

triumphantshananigans:

yourknightoflife:

fallenpitch:

princssyue:

themelonlordapproves:

Amazing

(OMFG NO

{OMG GUYS}

THAT LAST ONE THO

It becomes too nonsensical NOT to reblog this xD