wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY
i tried to take a picture damnit
annnnnd you are fucking adorableAWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y
It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE
Did Pixar make you? Oh my lord
is this tinkerbell?
me: *comes out of room*
parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!
pro tip on how to handle the skulduggery pleasant series by derek landy, specifically after the final book is released:
When I wake up a minute before my alarm goes off